Preening? Really? It's called grooming, buddy. Besides, you should be grateful. I've heard the compliments that new cologne's gotten us. [Not that Steven's ever smelled bad or anything. He's always-- apparently smelled like Marc, according to Layla.]

I don't not like your hair. It-- suits you. It's cute. [There's a teasing smile flashed in the mirror.]

You know, for a guy who never picks up a brush.